Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Strange Tales from a Valocrat (#1)

Once, I put on cherry-flavored stockings, and went to the zoo. I met a penguin named Dorfus who had the best shrimp recipe in the world. To access the recipe, he made me win a game of shuffleboard, invent a new version of war, and write a book about petunia-flavored lipstick.

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