Dear Nabisco, I discovered this Triscuit Monster in my most recent box of delicious shredded wheat heaven, and it gave me an idea. Could you please please create Triscuit Monsters on purpose? Maybe four Triscuits in one? Or even six? Leave the perforation so they can be small if needed, of course, but my mind runs wild with Triscuit Monster ideas. Maybe a peanut butter, honey and banana Triscuit pizza? or a Triscuit Monster piled high with salsa, cheese, and black beans? If you need more ideas, feel free to write me! I love Triscuits!